Quote #20983
I am not merry but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming...
Quote #34906
There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.
Quote #22464
To the good listener, half a word is enough.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #26384
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #26509
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
Quote #1989
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Quote #4660
Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death...
Quote #20668
Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the...
Quote #2678
We had parties that Nero would have been ashamed to attend