Quote #26473
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #14489
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Quote #3023
I am not sincere, not even when I say I am not.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #26276
Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also...
Quote #32357
We stare into the fire of life, the flame of the soul, Yet we...
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #27469
Every disappointment gives you opportunity to make another appointment.
Quote #18539
We need never be ashamed of our tears.
Quote #9591
If you have a body, you are an athlete.