Quote #33214
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
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To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Quote #24733
Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #15434
The average person living to age 70 has 613,000 hours of life. This is...
Quote #11592
God is not merely interestd in the freedom of brown men, yellow men, red...
Quote #31365
There is hardly anything in the world that some man can’t make a little...
Quote #11583
God is either everything, or He is nothing.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...