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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
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Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
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I am for those means which will give the greatest good to the greatest...
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is...
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Something you need most might be something you turn away from, something you turn...
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In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the...
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The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a...