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A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire...
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Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...
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Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!
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Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you...
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the...