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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be...
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The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted...
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Still seems it strange, that thou shouldst live forever Is it less strange, that...
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‘Honour thy father and thy mother’ stands written among the three laws of most...
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Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a...
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Literature should not be surpressed merely because it affects the moral code of the...
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There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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To handle yourself, use your head To handle others, use your heart.
Quote #33322
A man’s homeland is wherever he prospers.