Quote #9985
I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
Quote #26604
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart...
Quote #15611
A patient man is one who can put up with himself.
Quote #27021
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what...
Quote #3180
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy...
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #7049
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #24205
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer...
Quote #1931
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer...
Quote #10762
To fail to plan is to plan to fail.