Quote #34505
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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People judge you not by the size of your feet, but by whether your...
Quote #4137
A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #23964
If thou shouldst never see my face again,Pray for my soul. More things are...
Quote #23832
No evil is without its compensation. The less money, the less trouble the less...
Quote #34799
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
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All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
Quote #17820
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
Quote #24554
The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.