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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of...
Quote #31577
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Quote #27318
When you live on a round planet, there’s no choosing sides.
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I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined...
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The source of genius is imagination alone, the refinement of the senses that sees...
Quote #16923
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to...
Quote #15875
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
Quote #7508
When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it.
Quote #22946
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...