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It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
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Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.
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Those who steal from private individuals spend their lives in stocks and chains those...
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You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners.
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he...
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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a...
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.
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Take this kiss upon the brow And, in parting from you now,Thus much let...
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Nothing is so frequent as to mistake an ordinary human gift for a special...