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Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be...
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The happiness that is genuinely satisfying is accompanied by the fullest exercise of our...
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All commend patience, but none can endure to suffer.
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The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
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There are four things that hold back human progress. Ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants.
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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.