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The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get credit....
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One man may hit the mark, another blunder; but heed not these distinctions. Only...
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Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
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It is no longer possible for lyric poetry to express the immensity of our...
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
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It isn’t always necessary to achieve great things. Sometimes, just surviving is a great...
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The greatest revolution in our generation is that of human beings, who by changing...