Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
Quote #7985
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
Quote #29407
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
Quote #582
Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.
Quote #12146
Give death a better name or die trying.
Quote #23909
Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial.
Quote #27524
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #30526
Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.
Quote #16931
To know how to suggest is the great art of teaching.
Quote #4273
If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...