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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
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It is fatal to be right when the rest of the world is wrong.
Quote #22716
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the...
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #16513
Men in earnest have no time to waste In patching fig-leaves for the naked...
Quote #32677
Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to...
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #31422
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would...
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...