Quote #590
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #19574
Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one’s status in the eyes of...
Quote #7273
When in doubt, do without.
Quote #3598
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
Quote #18211
If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth.
Quote #32313
Never complain about growing old, Because so many never get the chance
Quote #8676
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Quote #22220
What we obtain too cheap we esteem too little it is dearness only that...
Quote #9411
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Quote #24928
Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back...