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And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in...
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What distinguishes us one from another is our dreams . . . and what...
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Cast aside those who liken godliness to whimsy and who try to combine their...
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If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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Tis the most certain sign, the world’s accurst. That the best things corrupted are...
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