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You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
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Evolution crawls to imperfection. It ends in extinction.
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Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
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He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to...
Quote #3754
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s...
Quote #3972
It is necessary to try to surpass oneself always; this occupation ought to last...