Quote #6639
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #6566
Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.
Quote #24906
Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how...
Quote #19748
Let us carefully observe those good qualities wherein our enemies excel us and endeavor...
Quote #28769
We’ve removed the ceiling above our dreams. There are no more impossible dreams.
Quote #26093
There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts being...
Quote #5451
When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.
Quote #2996
I derive no pleasure from talking with a young woman simply because she has...
Quote #2048
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.