Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
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If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone...
Quote #17190
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
Quote #7959
Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
Quote #16852
Only those books come down which deserve to last . All the gilt edges,...
Quote #23872
Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...
Quote #9250
I do not believe the Union will disolve, I believe it will become all...
Quote #31628
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
Quote #23183
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Quote #20557
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.