Pierre Gallois Quote #4988 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Seneca, Epistulae Morales Quote #6506 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 “Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on...
Jackie Mason Quote #15912 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name;...
Eugene McCarthy Quote #3985 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
Unknown Quote #32505 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Dan Quayle, 8/18/92 Quote #14494 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Ann Landers Quote #3426 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single...
William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice", Act 1 scene 3 Quote #4894 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28378 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Gail Sheehy Quote #12789 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Growth demands a temporary surrender of security.