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Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
Quote #20293
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
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In politics it is necessary either to betray one’s country of the electorate. I...
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Parents need to fill a child’s bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest...
Quote #2091
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
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I’d better get off the phone now, I’ve already told you more than I...
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.