Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...
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The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware,...
Quote #32464
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts,...
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
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If you think about it seriously, all the questions about the soul and the...
Quote #11705
War is delightful to those who have not experienced it.
Quote #30627
Physical bravery is an animal instinct moral bravery is much higher and truer courage.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.