Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #30106
There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is...
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #25871
For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run...
Quote #12149
Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original...
Quote #10873
Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an...
Quote #18138
I don’t know why it is we are in such a hurry to get...
Quote #3802
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as...
Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #11460
Each bird loves to hear himself sing.