Quote #1046
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #23997
Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn’s early light, what so proudly...
Quote #23711
Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as...
Quote #16838
Far or forgot to me is nearShadow and sunlight are the sameThe vanished gods...
Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #7142
Let us be resolute in prosecuting our ends, and mild in our methods of...
Quote #25453
Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
Quote #6098
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.