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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
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When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do...
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When the president does it, that means it is not illegal.
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I suddenly discovered the delight of rebellion.
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…it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods...
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Quote #31776
Life is the continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations.
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Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind,...
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as...