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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or...
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Great minds have purposes, little minds have wishes.
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It gets late early out there.
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Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is...
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What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
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the only drink for a wise man.
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It is easy to fly into a passion–anybody can do that–but to be angry...
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We want God to come and save us. But he won?t. God doesn?t stop...
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It is a curious fact that when we get sick we want an uncommon...