Quote #5430
It is very strange that the years teach us patience – that the shorter...
Quote #33425
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #2451
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #32865
I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
Quote #16332
The biggest shortage of all is the shortage of common sense.
Quote #13381
If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will...
Quote #20282
Do we, holding that gods exist, deceive ourselves with unsubstantiated dreams, and lies, while...
Quote #2735
I epitomize America.