Quote #4990
He drew a circle that shut me out – Heretic, rebel, a thing to...
Quote #430
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Quote #15907
“Know thyself,” said the old philosopher, “improve thyself,” saith the new. Our great object...
Quote #15644
There is only one thing that a philosopher can be relied on to do,...
Quote #2133
Children are guilty of unpardonable rudeness when they spit in the face of a...
Quote #15926
He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser.
Quote #16762
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #31434
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
Quote #1708
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...