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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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The air is full of souls those who are nearest to earth descending to...
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John Connor You just can’t go around killing people. The Terminator Why John Connor...
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My library Was dukedom large enough.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true,...
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The vain man is generally a doubter. It is Newton who sees himself as...
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Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
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Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...