Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #9909
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #9750
You can cover a great deal of country in books.
Quote #18267
People asking questions, lost in confusion, well I tell them there’s no problem, only...
Quote #25207
May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which...
Quote #14198
The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it; not having it, to...
Quote #12727
Fortune is a giver and a taker.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #9627
The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees...