Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
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Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
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Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the...
Quote #34670
Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.
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Because I could not stop for Death — He kindly stopped for me —...
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As A general rule, people marry most hapily with their own kind. The trouble...
Quote #1517
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is...
Quote #21665
Live free or die.
Quote #29503
There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
Quote #8793
Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot...