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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word.
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Nonviolence is the answer to the crucial political and moral questions of our time...
Quote #33609
Do not judge men by mere appearances for the light laughter that bubbles on...
Quote #17307
To him who is in fear everything rustles.
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I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to...
Quote #10211
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Quote #11205
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #30965
Under a ragged coat lies wisdom.