Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #24603
Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are...
Quote #7003
From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
Quote #22333
Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn’t want to get mixed...
Quote #8315
Ah! the clock is always slow; It is later than you think.
Quote #21107
My brother Bob doesn’t want to be in government — he promised Dad he’d...
Quote #10579
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world – not even our troubles.
Quote #7166
We must dare to think about “unthinkable things” because when things become “unthinkable” thinking...
Quote #33744
Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done...
Quote #21413
Friendship is…the sort of love one can imagine between angels.