Quote #4585
It is only the ignorant who despise education.
Quote #1225
Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age...
Quote #8866
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #15542
“Every man has his price.” This is not true. But for every man there...
Quote #1993
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #2211
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #15801
Man has made some machines that can answer questions provided the facts are profusely...
Quote #32332
It is the darkest hour before dawn.