Quote #2434
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #28341
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #11867
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Quote #29304
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
Quote #23479
Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man’s cottage door and at...
Quote #9083
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #17686
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #2410
Conscience and cowardice are really the same thing. Conscience is the trade-name of the...