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The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and...
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
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Be as careful of the books you read, as of the company you keep;...
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Only when man’s life comes to its end in prosperity can one call that...
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Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be...
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Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.
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You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out...
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Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.
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A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...