Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #75
One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor...
Quote #30173
The elective system … offered a bewildering freedom of choice, leaving some graduates with...
Quote #17249
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #22951
Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up.
Quote #32448
Character is what you are when no one is looking.
Quote #32385
One who thinks by the inch and talks by the mile should be kicked...
Quote #31709
I don’t like the sound of all those lists he’s making – it’s like...
Quote #8951
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...