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I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
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Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed...
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A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is...
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Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
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We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness....
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All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind...
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Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly.
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Science says ‘We must live,’ and seeks the means of prolonging, increasing, facilitating and...