Quote #12810
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
Quote #27385
You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins...
Quote #16588
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Quote #24387
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
Quote #12370
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar...
Quote #30132
A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.
Quote #29669
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a...
Quote #27411
What we call ‘morals’ is simply blind obedience to words of command.
Quote #2529
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #4854
From the still-vexed Bermoothes.