Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #33857
One’s first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.
Quote #34878
I’d rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror...
Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #14407
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
Quote #28406
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
Quote #23737
To live in the past or in the future may be less satisfying than...
Quote #13191
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Quote #25490
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Quote #32722
The tendency of man’s nature to good is like the tendency of water to...