Quote #1002
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #23112
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #30650
I am a poet. I lock myself in my room with a type writer...
Quote #14627
There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an...
Quote #29824
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I...
Quote #23049
The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have...
Quote #22167
M-O-T-H-E-RM is for the million things she gave me,O means only that she’s growing...
Quote #6803
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...
Quote #29458
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.