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A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford...
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
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I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
Quote #5287
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
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Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of...
Quote #13647
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
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No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris … no...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...