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Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to...
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Cowardice asks Is it safe Expediency asks Is it politic But Conscience asks Is...
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An apology for the devil it must be remembered that we have heard only...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes...
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Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you’re doing it wrong.
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No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.