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The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
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Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how...
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We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can...
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When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,...
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
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You could not step twice into the same river; for other waters are ever...
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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
Quote #21250
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.