Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #24068
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #4600
It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.
Quote #12589
They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I...
Quote #20469
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Quote #24603
Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are...
Quote #11578
Friends are great and always seem to work by the appropriate will of God.
Quote #19405
The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will...
Quote #20681
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Quote #26579
In my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world...