Quote #23960
Of course the game is rigged. Don’t let that stop you – if you...
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #12775
Governments never learn. Only people learn.
Quote #5585
Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
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God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #15983
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
Quote #23537
It’s easy to cry ‘bug’ when the truth is that you’ve got a complex...
Quote #3543
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
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Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Quote #34839
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...