Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #33033
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so...
Quote #1604
The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.
Quote #12728
Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.
Quote #23172
I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the...
Quote #2008
France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams.
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #12059
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Quote #34654
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
Quote #7978
Of ten parts a man enjoys one only, but a woman enjoys the full...