Quote #9441
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love.
Quote #9330
Nothing is easy to the unwilling.
Quote #18839
To be closer to God, be closer to people.
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife,...
Quote #6647
We cannot be sure that we have something to live for unless we are...
Quote #28161
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #33076
The world must be made safe for democracy. Its peace must be planted upon...