Quote #12616
It?s a wonder I haven?t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and...
Quote #30056
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #4420
Have I inadvertently said some evil thing?
Quote #1693
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #18890
The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.
Quote #12323
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Quote #27333
There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #12850
Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...