Quote #26481
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man...
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With what you don’t know about me, I could just about fill the Grand...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #21946
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car...
Quote #24411
Failure is instructive. The person who really thinks learns quite as much from his...
Quote #15385
Why keep on enacting laws when we already have more than we can break.
Quote #26313
It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the...
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Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybody who...
Quote #10579
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world – not even our troubles.
Quote #7693
Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex...